Celebrity Announcer Idol

Published: August 19, 2009 08:30 pm EDT

I recently watched the race replay of celebrity chef Bobby Flay calling a race at Saratoga Racecourse. For a chef, he did a decent job but I would admittedly prefer his throwdown spaghetti and meatballs to his stretch calls

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This made me wonder who the voices of harness racing would like to hear call a race. I contacted a bunch of the best standardbred racecallers for their thoughts on who they would love to hear. As you can see, quite a few of these guys think alike.

Feel free to add your comments at the end of the article on who you think would be great behind the mic.


Norm Borg, Rideau Carleton Raceway
Being a baseball fan, it would have to be Yogi Berra. People would still be laughing two races later. Could you imagine...
"They’re off and the field is into the first turn...and they’ve taken it."
"...It’s Art Official closing in on Somebeachsomewhere. If Art Official wins it could wreck Beach’s win streak."
"...And it’s Muscle hill giving 100 percent. And if that doesn’t work he’ll give what’s left."
"What was the time of the mile? What time did they start?"

Vance Cameron, Charlottetown Driving Park and Summerside Raceway
Jim Carrey. It would be interesting to hear what he'd come up with, so witty. If John Candy was still alive, I'd choose him.

Chris Connor, Fredericton Raceway
It is a “dead-heat” between Neil Young and Gordon Lightfoot. Both are Canadian music icons with a talent for writing, and I would guess that each may have had some exposure to horse racing at some point. It is fun to imagine, given their unique voices, that they would present a creative style if asked to replace Kenny Middleton for one race on the big circuit. Maybe both Neil and Gordon could throw in a few lyrics during the race call, also.

Shannon 'Sugar' Doyle, Evergreen and Northlands Park
That's easy for me - Michael Buffer and his 'Let's get ready to rumble...' phrase would be an awesome choice for a celebrity racecaller. The way he leads up to announcing the competitors in a heavyweight title fight as well... could you imagine Buffer doing a post parade for one of our big races? He's got the voice and the tools that would make a race call memorable from start to finish.

Gary Guy, Flamboro Downs, Georgian Downs and Grand River Raceway
Jim Carrey. He is a very animated sort that seems to have a wicked imagination. Honourable mention to Robin Williams, who would probably be a hoot as well. The horses would never go too fast for him. Both of these guys seem to have brains that function at a gear way above the norm.

Roger Huston, The Meadows and Delaware County Fair
I guess my choice would be Billy Crystal. He loves sports, primarily baseball, but I think he could do a real good race call and add a bit of flavor as well. I also think he would be game to try it.

Larry Lederman, Freehold Raceway
I would like to hear Jackie Mason. The guy is hilarious, thinks very fast on his feet and he flows. I think it would be great.

Sam McKee, The Meadowlands and The Red Mile
Probably Larry The Cable Guy. It would be like my buddy Larry Lederman on Amp!

Ken Middleton, Woodbine Entertainment
The late Rodney Dangerfield would have given a very colourful race call. All of his one liners combined with his horse association from the movie 'Easy Money' would have made his task that much easier. It would be a dead-heat for second between guys like Chris Rock, Sean Connery, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell.

Frank Salive, (soon-to-be) Pompano Park
My top choices would be:
- William Shatner (can Captain Kirk put the hard sell on us like he does in those annoying priceline.com commercials?!)
- Larry King (okay, why did you train, drive, judge, announce the horse that way?!)
- Dawn Lupul (savvy broadcaster, accomplished standardbred participant, a true race announcing talent just waiting to be discovered? step up in Woodstock anytime!)
- Barack Obama (and sitting second...pause...my friends, up to fourth...pause...his trademark pauses would add the drama...but could he announce a race without a teleprompter?! and, would he promise no new taxes?!)

Ken Warkentin, The Meadowlands
Anyone with a funny voice. Hulk Hogan, Randy Macho Man Savage or comedian Gilbert Gottfried.

James Witherite Rieg, Harrah's Chester
Believe it or not, I'd love to hear Trevor Denman call a harness race. He's simply brilliant at Santa Anita and Del Mar, but I've never heard him call the trotters.

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